Where do they go? What do they do? How can they fill their time so effectively? Whilst it may not render them popular with management, HR or the cleaners, hiding in the toilet is an artform, and now the true champions can be awarded appropriately. Whether you’re crowning yourself as champ, or passing this on to someone you feel has mastered the art of motion sensor lights, the #1 At Hiding In The Toilet mug should be proudly held aloft by its winners… without something hot in it.

Why it’s the perfect gift:

– Awards the high performance management won’t recognise

– Microwave safe, toilet friendly

– Available in 11oz

– You can drink it on the toilet, sure, we guess

Care Instructions (a.k.a. how not to ruin it)

– Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap