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Last updated: 01/01/2025
1. What Are Cookies?
Cookies are small text files that get stored on your device when you visit a website.
They help sites remember who you are, what’s in your basket, and whether you’ve already clicked “accept cookies” (the true circle of digital life).
2. How We Use Cookies
We use cookies for three things:
a) Essential Cookies
These keep the website working.
They remember what’s in your cart, whether you’re logged in, and make sure checkout doesn’t explode.
Without these, you can browse, but you can’t buy.
b) Analytics Cookies
These tell us which pages people visit, how long they stay, and whether they ever make it past the homepage.
We use Google Analytics and similar tools to see what’s working, all data is aggregated and anonymous.
c) Marketing Cookies
These help us run ads that actually make sense.
They track which products you’ve viewed so we don’t waste money showing you mugs you already bought.
They’re provided by platforms like Meta (Facebook) or Google Ads.
3. Your Choices
You can:
- Accept or reject non-essential cookies through our cookie banner when you first visit.
- Change your browser settings to block or delete cookies any time.
If you block cookies, the site will still work, but just less conveniently, like making tea without boiling water.
4. Third-Party Cookies
Some cookies come from trusted third parties that help run the site (e.g., analytics or ad networks).
We don’t control these directly, but we make sure they comply with data protection rules.
For more details, check the privacy policies of:
5. Updates
We may update this policy occasionally if we add new services or tools.
The latest version will always be here.
If we ever start doing something wild with cookies, we’ll let you know (and probably regret it immediately).
6. Contact
For questions about this policy, contact:
corporate@propermugged.co.uk
The Bottom Line
We use cookies to make the site functional, measure what works, and keep ads vaguely relevant.
No creepy tracking, no data resale, just caffeine-fuelled analytics.