Coffee’s for closers, but this mug’s for everyone! For the wolves of Wall Street, or indeed the spaniels of the sales department, this mug’s for you. Get a quick temperature check on anyone’s street cred, or movie knowledge, with four simple words; “Sell me this mug”. The pretenders will flap about and tell you how it’s space age technology*, it reheats your tea for you**, it’s made of carbon fibre***, whereas the real pros? They won’t sell you this mug. You already bought it, duh.
Why it’s the perfect gift:
– For closers, openers, and underperformers
– Microwave safe, incredibly sellable
– Available in 11oz
– Pairs well with braces and slicked back hair
Care Instructions (a.k.a. how not to ruin it)
– Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
*It isn’t
**It doesn’t
***It isn’t
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